Pumping Irony

Craig Cox, EL’s managing editor and resident geezer, explores the joys and challenges of aging well.

Monthly Archives: July 2011

Experience Life Magazine

Sitting to Get Smarter

I’ve never pretended to be the smartest guy in the room, but it’s possible that I won’t get a whole lot dumber if I just keep sitting still for a half hour every morning.

That’s the conclusion of new research out of UCLA measuring the effects of a long-term meditation practice on the brain. The study, published in a recent edition of the journal NeuroImage, suggests that these meditators have stronger connections between brain regions and less evidence of brain atrophy as they age. Those stronger connections mean that you’re more capable of relaying electrical signals from one region of your aging brain to another, allowing even slow thinkers like myself to stay sharp into our twilight years.

“Our results suggest that long-term meditators have white-matter fibers that are either more numerous, more dense or more insulated throughout the brain,” Eileen Luders, one of the lead researchers, explained in a statement released by UCLA. “We also found that the normal age-related decline of white-matter tissue is considerably reduced in active meditation practitioners.”

Plenty of other studies have shown that people who meditate regularly tend to have more gray matter in their brains, but Luders and her colleagues are now suggesting that a long-term meditation practice can, as she puts it, “induce changes on a micro-anatomical level.”

I won’t go into the details here — how researchers used diffusion tensor imaging to show that activity within the corticospinal tract, the superior longitudinal fasciculus, and the uncinate fasciculus differed markedly between the meditators participating in the study and the control group — because, well, that would just be showing off.

Actually, I don’t know my hippocampus from my amygdala, but it’s nice to know that all those mornings I’ve sat on my butt wrestling silently with my monkey mind might actually keep me lucid — if not any brighter — long into my crusty old age.

In Other News…
For those of you keeping score out there, I finally managed to extract the last four concrete-encrusted fence posts from the space in our backyard where we someday hope to create a vegetable garden. One of those posts had been confounding me for almost a year, but I grabbed my sledgehammer the other day and gave it a few good whacks and, much to my surprise and delight, all the concrete fell away. I’d like to say I enjoyed complete vindication, except that I tweaked something in my lower back pulling the dang thing out of the hole. So it goes…. The forecast this coming week calls for temps in the 90s with humidity not far behind, so I’m thinking it’s time to get back into the gym. My Handyman Workouts offer plenty of resistance training (see aching back above and sore elbow in previous post), but not much in the way of cardio. The good news is that my knee feels great, so maybe it’s time to hit the dreadmill again. I’ll report back…

Experience Life Magazine

In Recovery

Well, the walls are built, the patio is expanded, and I’m back in the office today grateful for the opportunity to sit on my duff for a few hours and recover from the weekend’s work. I love puttering around the house, but I gotta build in some time to recuperate.

I’m getting better at that as I get older — listening to my body’s assorted creaks and pops and acknowledging that I don’t have to finish everything I start in a single day. It’s like that Clint Eastwood line in Magnum Force: “A man needs to know his limitations.”

My current limitations include a strained right elbow and an annoying stiffness in my left shoulder, along with my normally creaky knees. So, today I’m in recovery, an aspect of the whole fitness equation that sometimes gets lost in the shuffle as we race toward our various goals.

My preferred approach to recovery — which I utilized to great effect a couple of times this past weekend — is to sprawl on the couch, cold beer in hand, ballgame on the tube. Fitness experts, I suspect, do not recommend this. And, in fact, there’s only so much couch time I can take before I get antsy. So, I’m thinking that more of an “active” recovery is in order — the type Kara Douglass Thom describes in this EL piece from a few years ago:

“Active recovery involves participating in an alternative fitness regimen that won’t exacerbate the injury, and may or may not include continuing your primary activity at a low level of intensity for short durations. This healing regimen is sound physically — it aids recovery by stepping up the blood oxidation process to the injured area — and also important psychologically.”

Thom, a triathlete, is writing about how she recovered from a specific injury, which it seems to me is more straightforward (albeit more painful) than my current condition — overall soreness and a few isolated problem areas. But her larger point applies to all situations: By getting off the couch and doing a little lifting or a bit of yoga, you get the blood moving around in a helpful way.

I’m all for moving around on recovery days, but I’m thinking, like, water aerobics or something. And it’s tough to find specific routines for older guys like me. What you tend to run across are routines designed for ubër-fit studs like Mike Mahler. Here’s his breezy little kettlebell routine for recovery days:

• Two-arm swings (1 x 10)
• Windmill (1 x 5 with each arm)
• Clean and push press (1 x 5 with each arm)
• Snatch (1 x 10 with each arm)
• Hack squat (1 x 10 with each arm)
• Turkish get-up (1 x 5 with each arm)
• Kettlebell pass between legs (1 x 30 seconds)

Puh-lease. I’d need another week just to recover from that recovery.

So, I guess I’ll just wander down to the gym after work and reacquaint myself with my old friend, the Elliptical Death Machine, and then see what else strikes my fancy. Something’s better than nothing, after all. So long as you know your limitations.