Nothing sounds more relaxing than a quiet evening with friends, a glass of wine, and cheese. When it comes to actually buying wine for that gathering, however, most Americans start out nervous and then get more so as they gaze at all the lookalike bottles. What’s the difference between Bordeaux and Cabernet Sauvignon again? Why is it that some wines taste like a cigar was put out in them and others taste like prune juice? Should you spring for the $30 bottle, or is the $12 one good enough?
I’ve found a secret path through the thicket for you: Just systematically, methodically, taste all the major wines in the liquor store to figure out your preferences. While this may sound like a ridiculous proposition, it can be done, and more quickly than you’d think (I know, because I’ve done it myself).
It merely involves finding all the representative wine styles (this is the hard part) and sampling each of them. After all, how can you know whether you prefer apple pie or chocolate cake unless you taste them?
When I started introducing my friends to my “secret” method, they were amazed and delighted. Then an editor asked me to spill it in a book, so I did; Drink This: Wine Made Simple (Ballantine Books, 2009) hits the shelves this month. But I’ll give you a sneak preview here.
Let’s use Zinfandel as our example. A lot of people only know Zinfandel from its incarnation as white Zinfandel, but it’s actually a dark-black wine grape that grows extremely well in northern California, and not as well anywhere else on Earth. Have you ever eaten a plum that’s purple-black on the outside, but white- or gold-colored on the inside? That’s what Zinfandel grapes are like. If you crush them and drain the juice away from the skins quickly, you get pale juice, the kind you can turn into white Zinfandel. If you let the skins and juice macerate together over time, the microscopic pigments from the skins migrate into the grape juice, making red wine.
Full of good-for-you antioxidants (see the Web Extra! for more on the health benefits of wine in general), Zinfandel has many personas: It can be as intense and concentrated as pure chocolate, as lively and brambly as single-estate coffee, or as easy and food-friendly as an old-fashioned French table wine. But is it for you?
If you want to become a Zinfandel master in one night, call up some of your friends and invite them to learn about it together. Decide whether you want this to be a pizza party (because Zinfandel goes amazingly well with pizza) or a wine and cheese party. If it’s the latter, gather some pungent, nutty cheeses such as Dry Jack, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Stilton and aged Gruyère. Set those out with spiced nuts, crackers, bread, sausages and olives (especially black cerignola olives — yum!).
Next, gather five bottles of Zinfandel (for specific recommendations, see the shopping list Web Extra! at right):
- A budget-friendly “everyday” bottle that will help familiarize you with the basic Zinfandel flavor.
- Two from the same producer but different single estates — wines made from grapes that are all grown at a single vineyard. Tasting two single estates will tell you an infinite amount about what’s different about the actual land that creates a wine, versus the winemaker and his or her stylistic choices.
- A big, fat, plush Zinfandel like a Turley. All wine geeks know what this means; just ask the guy at the wine store for the roundest, ripest, richest, fullest, lushest Zinfandel.
- A late-harvest Zinfandel, sometimes called Port-style or dessert-style, which will tell you how it tastes fully ripe. Why do you need to know that? Think of wine grapes like bananas, which go through a whole spectrum of edible states. Tasting a late-harvest wine is equivalent to tasting a banana that’s yellow with a few brown spots.
Now, wine assembled and cheeses purchased, chill your Zinfandels to cellar temperature — about halfway between refrigerator and room temperature. (Red wines are meant to be drunk a little cooler than most Americans drink them, since it keeps the alcohol from dominating the nose.) Then, with your friends gathered, start tasting!
Begin with the basic American Zinfandel and proceed to the two single estates, the plush and, finally, the late-harvest. As you’re trying them, chat amongst yourselves: Is there any appreciable difference? Do you think the more expensive Turley-style wine (or, if you’re so lucky, an actual Turley) is worth the money? Are the differences between the single-estate wines subtle or dramatic? How do you like Zinfandel? How does it go with the food at hand?
By the end of the night — holy cow! — you’ll not only know what Zinfandel tastes like, but you’ll understand the disparities as naturally as you do the difference between green bananas and yellow ones with brown spots.
For more getting-to-know-you advice on Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir, Chardonnay and many other wines, check out my book, Drink This: Wine Made Simple. Cheers — and happy holidays!
Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl is a celebrated food and wine critic. Winner of four James Beard Foundation Awards — the Oscars of the food world — for her restaurant and wine columns, her work has been regularly featured in the Best Food Writing anthologies. Her new book is Drink This: Wine Made Simple.